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THE LINK AND IMAGE SAGA

please i'm begging let me insert a link.

I believe that perhaps you cannot add external links and can only link to stuff within neocities.

let's try one more time!

disappointing. perhaps there is a way to upload external links into neocities...?

YAYYYY IT WORKED!

time to add an image!

oh screw you.

oh my apologies, i believe i have misspelled "src"

AHA! now let's mess around with the mf

tee hee

GOODNESS GRACIOUS HE IS APPROACHING!!

TEXT STUFF

is it true that you can add a break in
the middle of a paragraph like this?

oh that could be very useful for poetry or anywhere else you want blocky text

the sun was shining on the sea
shining with all his might
he did his very best to make
the billows smooth and bright
and this was odd because it was
the middle of the night

but it would be better to learn the tags for line spacing and text orientation and all that

also, i sort of want to learn how to embed pictures "properly". like i don't think i'm supposed to necessarily be putting a whole https:// link in there.
hmmm...

ok, cool so i can just put a slash and then the title dot png

i don't even need a slash actually!

time to freestyle!

bitch.

wh-- HEY!!!

bitch.

better i guess

DON'T HOVER YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS!

AHAHAHAHA

I was joking before but PLEASE don't hover over this text.

oh pooh pooh it doesn't even show the whole thing.